The thing that everyone kept saying this weekend was “I can’t believe it’s been 10 years”. It’s strange how it seems like it feels like so long ago, but that I still forget and want to talk to Mum about stupid things like Hollyoaks. Go give your Mum a good squish from me this week.

“Laptops and mobile phones only” aka “STOP PLUGGING IN YOUR FUCKING STRAIGHTENERS”

“Are you taking a picture? So weird.” “Of course” “I have to rearrange everything!”