So maybe you remember me writing about how you could influence the next profession for Barbie (here’s the link if you need a reminder) What a shock. You put a poll on a website and say “Hey geeks! VOTE NOW ZOMG”. Sure enough, the next Barbie is going to be a computer engineer. OK, I […]
The Vendetta Against Slankets
I’ve been biting my tongue (yeah, OK Zoe, not really) on this item for a while, but enough is enough. Slankets. These are possibly the worst thing, fashion wise, since Ugg boots, since rah hair (seriously, I DO NOT understand this trend of looking like you’ve been having lots of fun in a hedge) and […]
Whats In My Bag: February 10
According to “How To Tell A Woman By Her Handbag“, shockingly, you can tell a lot about a woman by her handbag and the contents of it. (Whilst that book is visually quite pleasing, quite honestly, it seems like another self help book of little content) Anyway. I always like these sort of things, because I’m […]
PSA – Iggy Pop
Dear Iggy. You are 62 years old Can you start wearing some clothes please, the sight of mens nipples, particulary men who should really be at home wearing a nice cardigan, really puts me off my dinner. Ta. p.s. WTF is this thing in your latest Swiftcover advert?! It scares me a LOT
Things…
…I am excited for: This weekend. Its our anti-ante Valentines weekend, and we’re heading down to my best friends (aka the Wife’s) house just past Shepton Mallet. There will be mooses milk, lingerie shopping and shooting things with bows and arrows. (Crap, those last two items are actually a bit Valentine-y/Cupid-esque isn’t it?) …I am […]