I’ve been biting my tongue (yeah, OK Zoe, not really) on this item for a while, but enough is enough. Slankets. These are possibly the worst thing, fashion wise, since Ugg boots, since rah hair (seriously, I DO NOT understand this trend of looking like you’ve been having lots of fun in a hedge) and […]
Daily Life
Posts that don't really belong anywhere, just things about my everyday life!
PSA – Iggy Pop
Dear Iggy. You are 62 years old Can you start wearing some clothes please, the sight of mens nipples, particulary men who should really be at home wearing a nice cardigan, really puts me off my dinner. Ta. p.s. WTF is this thing in your latest Swiftcover advert?! It scares me a LOT
Things…
…I am excited for: This weekend. Its our anti-ante Valentines weekend, and we’re heading down to my best friends (aka the Wife’s) house just past Shepton Mallet. There will be mooses milk, lingerie shopping and shooting things with bows and arrows. (Crap, those last two items are actually a bit Valentine-y/Cupid-esque isn’t it?) …I am […]
Take A Weird Break
I LOVE all these sort of magazines. Chat, Take a Break, Love It…if I wasn’t so embarressed about going into shops to buy them, I’d be spending most of my days reading them. Thankfully someone else has started a website called takeaweirdbreak.com. Now I can look at the headlines, and think about what the stories […]
Definition: Smug
smug /sm’??/ –adjective, smug?ger, smug?gest. contentedly confident of one’s ability, superiority, or correctness; complacent. trim; spruce; smooth; sleek. There is a breed of human around called a smug married, the Wife and the Lord (yes, Nathan has been upgraded from mere “boy”) which I am afraid that I am becoming with Alex. However, I should mention that […]