IG photo

Caught in the act. It’s ok Fern, we know you like Jill

This is what happens if I take a week off. 300 invoices to pay.

Hint that something tastes of violets and I will buy it.

Current obsession: buying straps for my watch. This one was ‘£25, suck it Apple.

.@chubbybannister wore them out!

Teeny tiny lipstick sample!