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Jess isn’t letting me work today.

The ugliest food pic you’ve seen today, but it’s a glorious christmas dinner butty (meat, parsnips, roast potatoes, broccoli and gravy). I’ve waited so long for this.

Sorry @nixgeek, this spot is taken

3 selfies, 2 foods and 1 dog. What’s up with that, Instagram?

Somehow this makes me feel grown up. Mostly because I feel like a kid playing with makeup.