IG photo

THIS BALL IS MY ONLY FRIEND

Too cute, Birdcage.

Dog is not impressed with the garden. (although you can’t tell looking at her tail)

Was it something I said?

The weekly question: would you rather have a lifetime supply of loo roll or teleport between portaloos? (Very #Glasto relevant)

I had forgotten how bad my graduation photo is. Boobs eeeeerywhere and hair that was straight until it rained.