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My Barclays debit card has glitter printed onto it, but it’s the coral @getMondo card that gets commented on everytime I use it!

.@welshcocker says “sup my fans, I lurve you all”. Dog is getting too big for her britches.

Would you rather have come second on X-Factor or be the inventor of scented toilet paper?

My dinner has a song.

Oops. In my defence, @restingchef makes very yummy things