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…so I bought “Showtime”, “Royal Flush” and “High Roller” before work today to distract me from an awful dream. (Totally a good reason)

Do I really need 3.5lb of chocolate chips? (Egg for scale)

ermahgerd brownies by @yesstarling

Bank holiday PORKS!

I saw you had food and I was wondering if I could help you with that?

Feel like me and the bathroom got more soaked than the dogs did.