
Would you rather have to paint a room using your face as the brush or your knees?

Would you rather have to paint a room using your face as the brush or your knees?
The best impulse purchase.
Quick little blog post up (link in bio and all that) about #seastylesummit this weekend but I had so much fun, met some wonderful women, learnt some things and did an old school toilet mirror selfie.
Finally gave in to the satchel trend – not bad for ‘£9 at Primark!
Since everyone else is posting baby pics, here’s me from the local paper because I was just so damn cute that day. (No, srsly)
Maybe the minions will help me think of a name. Or not. Banana.
Rails: potentially very dangerous to nipples.