
“Your parcel has been left in a safe place on the property” Safe from what, HDNL, sea monsters?

“Your parcel has been left in a safe place on the property” Safe from what, HDNL, sea monsters?
Hi there! I recently realised it’s been years since I properly introduced myself here. If you’re new (or just forgot who I am because I barely post ), hello again! I’m Hayley – a Brit living just outside Seattle with…
Bought Jill a slow bowl (thanks @zoeycatrin!) and she is quite grumpy about it!
Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.
Unexpected lack of sink.
Parma violet and gin&elderflower. Best flavours ever!
Jill might be munching a bone, but she still needs at least 3 Kongs around her