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Snooting

It’s 10 years since I graduated and wore a Topshop dress that was a bit too booby! (Yes I bought that dress to match my degree colours, doesn’t everyone do that?)

FINE I WILL JUST TAKE SOCK AWAY FROM YOU.

Now she is lying on my windpipe.

The Travalo is so clever! Anyone else remember trying to decant perfume by spraying it carefully into a tiny funnel?

CAKE!