
Scary giant Santa outside my office. He has dead eyes

Scary giant Santa outside my office. He has dead eyes
Oh, you wanted to watch tv? Nah. I’m here.
Jess is a total hooligan.
I had forgotten how bad my graduation photo is. Boobs eeeeerywhere and hair that was straight until it rained.
Fern is grumpy because she’s been put in the shower. She’s grunting at us now.
Dogs look suspicious.
Tonight’s dress.