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Hello #thriftyjarvis @athriftymrsuk, we has no blankets but there is space on our beds!

Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.

Pears wrapped in streaky bacon with maple syrup dressing, roasted pecans and blue cheese @goldbrickhouse

Oh @antena9, you’re not going to like this. Hoguettes from @pigstyuk – pork shoulder croquettes with baconaise.