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I had the tiniest bit of this cake and it was amazing. Orange curd, melted chocolate and jaffa cakes jammed in the top – Sandwich Sandwich strikes again!

No idea what Fern was doing but Jill seems to be enjoying it.

My nails match my notebook. Co-ordination gone too far?

Weird mailout from Alexs company.

Brunching with @saintssoph at @meatgram Bristol – the American is »»»

I’m not going to tell you to vote. I’m just going to say this.