IG photo

OH HAI!

Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!

I know why these are low cal. BECAUSE THEY’RE HORRID.

I also love Costco for this. Copy of Glamour underneath for size

Waiting for the train

They’re all idiots but they’re our idiots.