
Dickhead. (I’m lying on the sofa, Jill is sitting on my shoulder)

Dickhead. (I’m lying on the sofa, Jill is sitting on my shoulder)
I think I’ve used the iron more times this week than I ever have since moving in with Alex.
Sushi for lunch, yum!
Graffiti on the side of my old flat
Would you rather be terribly afraid of spoons or be the worlds most prolific collector of spoons?
Scary giant Santa outside my office. He has dead eyes
Fern! She is asking “where is @nixgeek?”