IG photo

This is why Fern doesn’t appear much in photos anymore.

Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.

I looooove my shoes

RIBS. YES.

Fireworks? Jill gives no fucks

HALLO I CAN HELP YOU EAT YOUR DINNER