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Bet he wouldn’t remember my blog if you asked. Need a standard rejection letter really!

OK HUMAN YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING A FILM BUT I NEED TO LIE HERE OK

Chocolate chip cookie dough Pop Tart

Hey HOOMAN, I see you’re eating dinner there. Need any help? I’m really good at helping.

My Barclays debit card has glitter printed onto it, but it’s the coral @getMondo card that gets commented on everytime I use it!

We’re at the house! Apparently we have a jungle garden (it’s lush, but I am thankful landscaping is covered by the rent)