
Would you rather have an elephant trunk or an ostrich neck?

Would you rather have an elephant trunk or an ostrich neck?
Happy #swooniversary @swoon_gelato!
So Alex was prepping dinner when someone knocked on the door. “Do you have a white dog and a black dog?” They had escaped out the side gate and while Jill stuck to the pavements, Fern was stopping traffic on…
Happy Valentines Day! I was surprised this morning to find 2 dozen red roses on the doorstep – we’re not a very romantic couple (and have spent many previous Valentines on different continents!)Photo taken on Sunday by @genevievedenisephoto at the…
.@welshcocker is watching iCarly. She likes Sam best.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
I’m Fern! I like running in circles! I am not happy that the grass has not been cut in a while. Damn HOOMANZ.