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We had friends over for dinner for the first time and I introduced them to such classics as Yorkshire puddings, Bisto gravy and Birds custard (because life is too short to make real custard). They all went down well then…

My bus stop is more colourful than yours

Oh America. I tried this for the first time. Ifs like you vommed in my mouth

Possibly the greatest bottle of shampoo ever!

PONIES!!!!