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When I cock up a cake, I go all out

Lily!

Puddinglunch!

Would you rather have come second on X-Factor or be the inventor of scented toilet paper?

Hope Fern doesn’t get jealous, I have two other dogs to play with!

ty city deli for not being the sort of bellends who are like OMG SALAD U MUST BE DIETING BECAUSE JANUARY. I just wanted salad. It’s really good too.