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Fern! She is asking “where is @nixgeek?”

The sights and delights of BTM. Why is there a loo seat hanging off the wall?!

Dogs! Useful for hiding chins.

Christmas traditions don’t end when you’re 30!

I’m Fern! I like running in circles! I am not happy that the grass has not been cut in a while. Damn HOOMANZ.

“I’ll just pop into Boots for a quick nose…” …’£30 later…