
Even the swings can’t distract @antena9 from bacon

Even the swings can’t distract @antena9 from bacon
ME AND SOCK WE ARE JUST FRIENDS, K
Was it something I said?
Trying to get Fern to go make me a cup of tea. It’s not working (@nixgeek)
Finally gave in to the satchel trend – not bad for ‘£9 at Primark!
“Boss, it’s time for a walk, @whistlelabs says we’ve been lazy this week!”
NOM!