IG photo

Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.

If I must work, at least it’s pretty

I’m Fern! I like running in circles! I am not happy that the grass has not been cut in a while. Damn HOOMANZ.

The scariest looking Shaun

Oh, hi Fi @saveourshoes. Because who else would wear futuristic antlers and make it look good?

Had an accident.