IG photo

Oh America. I tried this for the first time. Ifs like you vommed in my mouth

Half and half

Tennis balls in the fruit bowl, or lemons in the tennis ball bowl?

The ugliest food pic you’ve seen today, but it’s a glorious christmas dinner butty (meat, parsnips, roast potatoes, broccoli and gravy). I’ve waited so long for this.

I am v much liking the pink hair thing.

HELLO INTERNET!