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Possibly more important than my degree cert.

Would you rather have an elephant trunk or an ostrich neck?

Turkey and cranberry ballotine, parsnip crisps and sage&red onion chipolata with mashed potato with garlic and mascarpone and sticky syrup roasted butternut squash @goldbrickhouse

Sriracha 4 lyfe

Today, in “Fern is a dick” news – She was sitting next to Alex, who was holding a glass and suddenly decided to start drinking from it!