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Can’t beat a @mmmsandwich scotch egg

The cow says moo

Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!

Fern is very happy the grass has been hacked. Now she can actually see where she’s going.

Oh hi Victoria Rooms, you’re so pretty.

Such a beautiful cake!