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Crap beer substitute.

Accidental sushi

My leaving lunch at @bambalanbristol – so good, and they were able to deal with a group of 21 fussy gits easily! I had a sly gin cocktail as well because I knew I wasn’t going to get anything done…

Hahahahahahha! (Also check the nail, how awesome is this? Literally glitter encrusted.)

Would you rather have come second on X-Factor or be the inventor of scented toilet paper?