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Trying to get Fern to go make me a cup of tea. It’s not working (@nixgeek)

Tonight’s dress.

Scanning and shredding like a bawss. Don’t think I need the NHS card from 6 months after I was born.

Tonkatsu burger

Pretty tea cup and saucer – who knew Topshop did tea cups?

The ugliest food pic you’ve seen today, but it’s a glorious christmas dinner butty (meat, parsnips, roast potatoes, broccoli and gravy). I’ve waited so long for this.