IG photo

So Alex was prepping dinner when someone knocked on the door. “Do you have a white dog and a black dog?” They had escaped out the side gate and while Jill stuck to the pavements, Fern was stopping traffic on…

A super blue sky and a big bell

LOOK HOW ACE THE SIMONS CAT GROMIT IS

The answer to “I hate washing my hair everyday at the gym” is obviously “chop it off” (Why am I always so srs in photos?)

Non accidental @swoon_gelato

No eggs @withmustard_uk I’m having breakfast for lunch…it’s like brinner, but what would you call it…