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Fern is looking so tiny since we cut all her fur off!

The wife, the lord and the sandwich bought me all the unicorns for my birthday!

Dog, you sit weird.

Daffs will always be one of my favourite flowers to have in the house (and only ‘£1 a bunch!)

Nope. Hipster nonsense.

This might be my favourite statistic ever from this months Wired