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Feeling virtuous with just oil and balsamic on my salad. Out of shot: plate of chicken wings.

Dog is apparently comfortable

Everyone wants a Terrence. /cc @essbeevee

The answer to “I hate washing my hair everyday at the gym” is obviously “chop it off” (Why am I always so srs in photos?)

This sign intrigues me. Do people drive past and go OH SHIT THAT JAM SOUNDS AMAZING I MUST STOP?